Once upon a time there was a white cat. It was so white and bright that everybody liked it. Hís name was Brian, but he wanted to be called Mr. White. Mr. White was very proud because everybody liked him and looked at him when he was jumping from one tree to another. He used to climb the highest trees and walls so that he could be well seen. One day he climbed so high that he fell down on a dirty and filthy mountain of fertilizer. From that moment he was called Mr. Brown.

Mr. Brown (or is it Mr. White?) being washed.